Man of many interests and thoughts, of which I'll portray and display here.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Hrmmmm…
Not sure what to do tonight. Although I’ve been on a horror (“horror”) movie binge as of late, watching one every other night or so. However I’ve been sticking to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre saga, mainly the newer variations of it since I’ve seen the older stuff. Just an FYI, they aren’t good… but they’re good to laugh at. So there’s that.
Suppose I’ll look around online for suggestions. Feel free to throw some my way if any come to mind! I’m open to new and old!
Where? D:
resplendent quetzal
(photo by david siebel)
Blah
At least there’s a nice breeze tonight.
Time for a walk.
![cracked:
All you Youths with your lingo and your beep-beep-boop-boop machines, get off John Cheese’s lawn.
5 Warning Signs That You’re Finally Getting Older
#5. Slang Genuinely Makes You Angry
[T]he first time I heard someone say “probs” in place of “probably,” it took every ounce of willpower I could muster to not punch them in their stupid goddamn lips for having made that noise.
I also renounced the very air that made sound waves possible when I heard the first dumb asshole say “cray cray” instead of “crazy.” Even widely accepted ones like “veggies” make me want to grab the person saying it by their neck and scream into their face, “YOU ARE AN ADULT!” Even if they’re not.
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All you Youths with your lingo and your beep-beep-boop-boop machines, get off John Cheese’s lawn.
5 Warning Signs That You’re Finally Getting Older
#5. Slang Genuinely Makes You Angry
[T]he first time I heard someone say “probs” in place of “probably,” it took every ounce of willpower I could muster to not punch them in their stupid goddamn lips for having made that noise.
I also renounced the very air that made sound waves possible when I heard the first dumb asshole say “cray cray” instead of “crazy.” Even widely accepted ones like “veggies” make me want to grab the person saying it by their neck and scream into their face, “YOU ARE AN ADULT!” Even if they’re not.
I’ll say a quick few words and then no more of this relationship shindig talk.
Do I have female friends? Yes. Do some of them want to have sex with me? Probably. Does that matter? No. They know where they stand with me and they have a choice - friend or nothing. If they choose to actively pursue me, or otherwise act in a way that friends would not act, they get nothing. Would they turn me down if I was all over them? Probably not. Does that mean they are not my friend? No. It takes two to tango and unless I allow it, they get nowhere. So their desire for me or not is of no consequence as they know I don’t desire them. Have some of them wished/hoped at various times that my desire would change? Sure. But when it does not, they are able to see past that and really enjoy my friendship. The rules are clear, the boundaries are clear, and they can live with that.
This is how I imagine most people manage opposite sex friendships, as I do. And if my gf is committing infidelity? Too bad, I’m wrong again and I move on. It’s not complicated, people just try to make it so in looking for reasons they want to hear, not what’s already in front of them.
Don’t need luck ;)
Uhhhhh… you won’t catch me doing that on a water slide that steep
Not doing this.
But I will say, and she already knows this, that if I was to spot/come across (proof, not any of you crazy anons blurting false statements) some level of infidelity… not only would I drop the relationship, but I’d drop out of her life without even a good bye.
I don’t have time for infidelity.
